And so it begins...

I know that all my ranting and raving about Apollo is probably making some of you a little sick. I know that I make Apollo sound perfect, and to me he is, but I thought I would share a little insight into a "not so typical" yet not entirely uncommon day.I copied a few emails from this past Friday, that Melanie had sent to me over the space of an hour. I have to tell you that I was laughing so hard at these, but I know Melly was about to have a melt down during this time. My narrative comments will be inside of quotations"" and in bold print.
Friday 11:46am
Um, yes life in the baby fast lane is glorious!
So far today we've had no fewer than 8 tantrums (on the floor face down!) Apollo NOT me! "notice how she had to clarify?"
and we have gone thru 4 pairs of underware and had no potty in the actual potty.
I have had to steam clean the side of our mattress and the floor.
I have had to cook eggs then re-cook them as Apollo had a cow that the yellows were not cooked enough.
OMG !!
I have had to pick all of the 'icky's' off every bit of pear (you know how the core is stringy?) "Please see my last post! ;)"
Want me to keep going? "But of course I do!"
I had to scrub out the bath tub because it was too gross for me to consider letting him bath in it and he was in convulsions about the show wee..."Show-wee=how Apollo says shower"
Oh! and pretty much all of his toys are making him 'mad' today...
11:58 am
lets add getting peed on and steam cleaning the couch to that list...
12:10 pm
You ("meaning, yours truly")would have given up hours ago and left all the steam cleaning to me and all the peed panties on the floor and he'd be in a diaper. "Thanks for the vote of confidence Mel!"
12:36 pm
No, I am not making this up... he just fell in the pond!
"Terrible two's? or just a stir crazy mom? Probably a little bit of both."